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Joywhiz Cricket Noise Maker Prank with Remote Control

Some gag gifts deliver one joke and then sit in a drawer. This one is a subscription. Hide this thumb-sized noise box anywhere in your victim's home, car, or cubicle, then trigger a chirping cricket, a shrill beep, or a distressed scream from up to 30 feet away via remote control — on your schedule, not theirs. There is no pattern to learn, no way to find it by sound alone, and no off switch they know about. Marriages have survived worse. Barely. Give it to someone you love, in the way that also low-key means you want them to lose their mind for a week.