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Gift guides, roundups, and hot takes on the world's most hilariously terrible gifts.
4 Desk Decorations That Will Get You a Very Specific Reputation at Work
Forget the succulent and the motivational mug. These four desk objects will make HR nervous and your coworkers deeply, deeply curious.
6 Toilet-Themed Gifts That Prove Nothing Is Sacred
Six bathroom-themed gifts so gloriously unnecessary they loop back around to perfect. Toilet mugs, poop waffles, and a fishing game for your tank — nothing is sacred anymore.
6 Gloriously Disgusting Gag Gifts for Your Office Halloween Party
Skip the plastic pumpkin bowl of fun-size candy. These six gag gifts will haunt the break room long after the costume contest is forgotten.
5 Weirdest Pet Gifts You Can Actually Buy
Your dog does not need a plush cigarette and your cat definitely does not need a unicorn horn. Here are five pet gifts that exist anyway, and that you will buy anyway.
4 Useless Tech Gifts for People Who Have Everything
Your most over-gifted friend already owns every gadget that works. Here's four that gloriously, proudly don't.
6 Kitchen Gadgets Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needs)
A pirate corkscrew, a Loch Ness soup ladle, and a mug shaped like a toilet — six kitchen gadgets that solve problems you didn't have, brilliantly.
5 Terrible Gifts for a Retiring Boss
Your boss is finally escaping to a life of naps and irrelevance. Here are five gloriously useless send-off gifts that say 'we survived you' better than a card ever could.
6 White Elephant Gifts Guaranteed to Start a Fight (In a Good Way)
The whole point of white elephant is that someone steals your gift and starts a small war over it. Here are six objects engineered to get stolen at least twice.
5 Gag Gifts That Make No Sense (And We Love Them)
A completely unnecessary roundup of gifts nobody asked for, but everyone will remember.