5 Gag Gifts That Make No Sense (And We Love Them)

Why settle for a normal gift?

Sometimes the best gift is the one that makes everyone in the room go "why does this exist." We rounded up a few of our favorites.

  • They're cheap
  • They're weird
  • Nobody asked for them

That's the whole pitch, honestly.

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Giant Googly Eyes - Set of 2, 7" Diameter
Gag Gifts
2.3

Giant Googly Eyes - Set of 2, 7" Diameter

Turn any object into a nervous wreck. No practical use whatsoever, which is exactly the point.

$14.99
Available
#useless#funny#desk
Pug Tongue Tape Measure
Pet Gifts
2

Pug Tongue Tape Measure

Measure your life's mistakes in pug-tongue-lengths. Surprisingly functional, deeply unsettling.

$9.99
Available
#dog#weird#tool
Pirate Corkscrew
Kitchen Gadgets
2.6

Pirate Corkscrew

A tiny pirate whose only purpose in life is opening your wine. Arr, the existential dread.

$16.99
Available
#wine#novelty#kitchen