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Pissed Potato Stress Ball - Emotional Support Hater Tater

Meet the only emotional support animal that resents you for existing. This squishy foam spud has been sculpted into a permanent scowl, presumably because it knows what happens to potatoes at dinnertime and has made peace with taking it out on you first. Squeeze it when your coworker microwaves fish, when your inbox hits triple digits, or when you simply need a root vegetable to judge you silently from a desk drawer. It offers zero productive advice, no actual therapy, and roughly 4.5 inches of pure tater rage. Deploy responsibly at the next team meeting.