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Munnygrubbers Dumpster Fire Zen Garden

Finally, a meditation practice that matches your actual inner state. This 7"x7" desktop zen garden swaps the usual peaceful raked sand and smooth stones for a miniature garbage fire, complete with tiny flames and a raccoon presiding over the wreckage like he owns the place. Rake the sand into calming little swirls around the trash. Stare at it during your performance review. Achieve inner peace by fully accepting that everything is, in fact, on fire. Made in the USA, because even our despair is domestically sourced.