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3D Chicken Egg Night Light - Lifelike Resin Novelty Lamp

A hand-painted resin chicken, frozen forever in the exact moment of laying a glowing egg, sitting on your nightstand, judging you. The egg is the actual light source — soft and warm, apparently, though it's hard to appreciate ambiance when a chicken is staring at you mid-delivery. Plug it in via USB and let it illuminate your bedroom with the unmistakable energy of a farm that has given up. Makes a great gift for anyone who has ever wanted a nightlight shaped like livestock in distress.