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FunWares Porta Potty Shot Glasses (Set of 2)

Two miniature portable toilets, scaled down from the construction site to the coffee table, each one a fully functional 2oz shot glass. There is no plumbing, no blue chemical sloshing inside, and critically no smell — just a tiny plastic outhouse you drink out of, repeatedly, on purpose. Perfect for the bachelor party guest of honor, the retiring plumber, or anyone whose personality can be summed up as 'laughs at bathroom stuff, unapologetically.' Durable enough to survive a night of questionable decisions, though the manufacturer recommends hand-washing, because apparently porta-potties are delicate.