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Realistic Mosquito Stamp Prank

A self-inking rubber stamp whose sole purpose in life is to convince someone they just got bitten and smacked a mosquito on their own arm. There is no second function. It does not organize your desk, water your plants, or justify its existence in any other way — it exists purely so you can slap a fake dead bug onto a coworker's forearm and watch them recoil. Comes with both 'live' and 'freshly squashed' mosquito imprints, for the full range of bug-related betrayal. A gift for the kind of person who thinks 'gotcha' is a personality trait.