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Archie McPhee Bigfoot Back Scratcher

Cryptozoology meets personal hygiene. This telescoping back scratcher extends from a modest 7-7/8" to a full 22" so you can finally reach that one unreachable itch between your shoulder blades, using the authentic-ish plastic foot of a creature that, as far as science is aware, does not exist. The stainless steel shaft has the structural integrity of a real backscratcher and the emotional resonance of a cryptid sighting. Bigfoot has spent decades evading trail cameras; the least he can do is scratch your back.