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DR DINGUS Finger Hands - 10 Pack

Ten tiny rubber hands, sized precisely for your fingers and no other purpose on Earth. Slip one on and suddenly your index finger has fingernails, wrinkles, and better hand-eye coordination than the rest of your body. Designed for 'puppet shows,' but let's be honest: you're wearing these at your desk during a work call and hoping nobody notices. A premium, dermatologically pointless rubber accessory for a species that apparently needed more hands.