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Archie McPhee Handerpants - Underpants for Your Hands

Somewhere, an engineer looked at a perfectly good pair of briefs, looked down at their own hand, and decided the two belonged together forever. Handerpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex hand-briefs — waistband, leg holes, and all — cut to fit an adult human hand instead of the body part they were clearly designed for. Slip a pair on to greet houseguests, answer the phone, or simply live your best life with fully-clothed fingers. They solve a problem nobody has ever had, which is presumably why they've stayed in continuous production for over a decade. The ideal gift for someone who already owns a rubber chicken and needs a matching accessory.