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Joker Greeting USB Cat Meow Prank

A USB stick whose sole purpose in life is to make everyone around you slowly question their sanity. Plug it into any powered port, hide it well, and within a few minutes it starts meowing from absolutely nowhere. Set it to meow every 5 minutes for full office-wide breakdown, or every 60 minutes if you enjoy a slower, more artisanal form of psychological torment. There is no cat. There will never be a cat. Just a tiny plastic liar in the wall socket, watching your coworkers crawl under desks looking for it.