ALL CRAPPY GIFTS
Browse our complete collection of hilariously terrible gifts. From useless gadgets to weird pet accessories — we've got it all!
YADILLO Giant USB Enter Key Pillow
A comically oversized plush 'Enter' key that plugs into your computer via USB and, when punched with the force of a man who just got cc'd on a reply-all, actually registers as an Enter keystroke. Marketed as a stress-relief tool for the overworked office drone; functionally a foam pillow shaped like a keyboard button that you will nap on face-down at 2pm. Works on Windows and Mac. Does not work on your actual problems.
Joker Greeting USB Cat Meow Prank
A USB stick whose sole purpose in life is to make everyone around you slowly question their sanity. Plug it into any powered port, hide it well, and within a few minutes it starts meowing from absolutely nowhere. Set it to meow every 5 minutes for full office-wide breakdown, or every 60 minutes if you enjoy a slower, more artisanal form of psychological torment. There is no cat. There will never be a cat. Just a tiny plastic liar in the wall socket, watching your coworkers crawl under desks looking for it.