ALL CRAPPY GIFTS
Browse our complete collection of hilariously terrible gifts. From useless gadgets to weird pet accessories — we've got it all!
Take a Number!: A Tiny Ticket Dispenser
Finally, the bureaucratic thrill of a DMV waiting room, now available at your own desk. This RP Minis kit includes a genuine miniature deli-style ticket dispenser, a roll of numbered paper tickets, and a tiny illustrated manual on proper 'queue etiquette' — so you can formally make your spouse, roommate, or coworker take a number before they're allowed to interrupt you. It resolves zero real conflicts and introduces an entirely new one: a procedural one. Petty? Yes. Deeply, satisfyingly petty? Also yes.
YADILLO Giant USB Enter Key Pillow
A comically oversized plush 'Enter' key that plugs into your computer via USB and, when punched with the force of a man who just got cc'd on a reply-all, actually registers as an Enter keystroke. Marketed as a stress-relief tool for the overworked office drone; functionally a foam pillow shaped like a keyboard button that you will nap on face-down at 2pm. Works on Windows and Mac. Does not work on your actual problems.
Nailed It Nifty Note Pad
Hammer-shaped sticky notes for people who want their to-do list to also threaten violence.