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Archie McPhee Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Your cat did not ask to be a unicorn. Your cat does not want to be a unicorn. None of that matters once this 5.5-inch vinyl horn is strapped to its skull via a four-point elastic harness that it will spend the next ninety seconds trying to remove with increasingly violent head shakes. For one glorious photo before the inevitable, your ordinary housecat becomes a majestic, horned beast of legend — or, more accurately, a visibly furious animal wearing a party hat shaped like an ice cream cone. Durable enough to survive shipping, not durable enough to survive contact with a scratching post. A gift for the kind of person who views their pet's dignity as a renewable resource.