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Take a Number!: A Tiny Ticket Dispenser

Finally, the bureaucratic thrill of a DMV waiting room, now available at your own desk. This RP Minis kit includes a genuine miniature deli-style ticket dispenser, a roll of numbered paper tickets, and a tiny illustrated manual on proper 'queue etiquette' — so you can formally make your spouse, roommate, or coworker take a number before they're allowed to interrupt you. It resolves zero real conflicts and introduces an entirely new one: a procedural one. Petty? Yes. Deeply, satisfyingly petty? Also yes.