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IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light (As Seen on Shark Tank)
Your toilet bowl has never had this much personality. The IllumiBowl clips onto the rim and uses a motion sensor plus a light-detector to flood the bowl with color the instant you shuffle in at 3 a.m. — because apparently flipping a light switch was too much to ask of humanity. Pick one of 9 colors or let it cycle through all of them, turning every midnight bathroom trip into a tiny, unsolicited rave for an audience of one. Marketed as a potty-training aid and a fall-prevention device, which is a very dignified way of saying "nightlight for your toilet." As seen on Shark Tank, because somewhere a shark looked at a glowing toilet bowl and saw a business.