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PUPROAR Pup Cup Tumbler Parody Plush Squeaky Dog Toy

Your dog has watched you carry a $45 insulated tumbler to the bathroom, the car, and bed for two years straight, and now it finally gets one of its own — a plush, squeaky, unmistakably-a-parody replica of the status symbol in question, complete with oversized handle and straw perfect for aggressive tug-of-war. It holds zero ounces of water and provides zero hydration, which, when you think about it, isn't that far off from the original's actual utility-to-hype ratio. Machine washable, for when the satire gets slobbery.