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Browse our complete collection of hilariously terrible gifts. From useless gadgets to weird pet accessories — we've got it all!
PUPROAR Pup Cup Tumbler Parody Plush Squeaky Dog Toy
Your dog has watched you carry a $45 insulated tumbler to the bathroom, the car, and bed for two years straight, and now it finally gets one of its own — a plush, squeaky, unmistakably-a-parody replica of the status symbol in question, complete with oversized handle and straw perfect for aggressive tug-of-war. It holds zero ounces of water and provides zero hydration, which, when you think about it, isn't that far off from the original's actual utility-to-hype ratio. Machine washable, for when the satire gets slobbery.
Nestpark Muttboro Doggy Cigs Plush Dog Toy
Three felt cigarettes zipped into a faux soft-pack, because the one thing your dog's enrichment routine was missing is a two-pack-a-day habit. Each "cig" squeaks, crinkles, and hides a treat inside the burrow pouch, so Fido can root around for kibble like he's patting himself down for a lighter. It will not get your dog addicted to nicotine. It will, however, guarantee that the first thing houseguests see on your living room floor is a chew toy shaped like a Marlboro. Bold branding choice for a Tuesday.