ALL CRAPPY GIFTS
Browse our complete collection of hilariously terrible gifts. From useless gadgets to weird pet accessories — we've got it all!
YADILLO Giant USB Enter Key Pillow
A comically oversized plush 'Enter' key that plugs into your computer via USB and, when punched with the force of a man who just got cc'd on a reply-all, actually registers as an Enter keystroke. Marketed as a stress-relief tool for the overworked office drone; functionally a foam pillow shaped like a keyboard button that you will nap on face-down at 2pm. Works on Windows and Mac. Does not work on your actual problems.
Munnygrubbers Dumpster Fire Zen Garden
Finally, a meditation practice that matches your actual inner state. This 7"x7" desktop zen garden swaps the usual peaceful raked sand and smooth stones for a miniature garbage fire, complete with tiny flames and a raccoon presiding over the wreckage like he owns the place. Rake the sand into calming little swirls around the trash. Stare at it during your performance review. Achieve inner peace by fully accepting that everything is, in fact, on fire. Made in the USA, because even our despair is domestically sourced.