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OTOTO Nessie Loch Ness Monster Soup Ladle

Finally, a kitchen utensil willing to reenact Scotland's most famous unsolved mystery every time you make soup. Nessie is supposed to stand upright in your pot on her own two flippers, serene and cryptid-like, gazing out over a sea of minestrone. In practice, load the scoop with anything heavier than broth and the neck buckles, sending her face-first into the chili like she's given up on the whole 'legendary monster' bit. Dishwasher safe, heat resistant, and only mildly load-bearing. A gift for the person in your life who wants their ladle to have main character energy and questionable structural integrity in equal measure.