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Kitchen Gadgets

Genuine Fred Pizza Boss 3000 Circular Saw Pizza Cutter

A pizza cutter shaped like a circular saw, because slicing a Domino's pie apparently needed to feel like a woodworking accident waiting to happen. The stainless steel blade genuinely works, which honestly undermines the whole bit. Ships with a removable safety shield, for the one time a guest tries to 'rip a 2x4' out of your Margherita.

$19.99
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Kitchen Gadgets

Pizza Slice Night Light

A single glowing slice of pizza to watch over you at 3am. The only slice you won't regret in the morning.

$14.99
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