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Creative Cursing: A Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator

A hardcover flip-book built around three spinning wheels of words that combine into increasingly deranged, expletive-adjacent insults — basically Mad Libs for people who have given up on being nice. Flip, align, and behold a sentence you will never actually have the nerve to say out loud to anyone. It sits on a shelf. It gets opened once at a party. It generates zero usable curses you didn't already know. A perfect white elephant gift for the relative who thinks they're edgy, delivered in the socially deniable format of 'well, it's just a book.'