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Primitives by Kathy "Dog Hair Is Part of the Recipe" Spatula

A real, functional, double-sided silicone cooking spatula that has chosen, as its life's purpose, to remind everyone at the dinner table exactly what's been shedding near the stove. One side features a hand-illustrated dog mid-shake, flinging fur into the ether; the other reads, in full serif confidence, "Dog Hair Is Part Of The Recipe." It has a sturdy wood handle, a hanging hole for prime kitchen visibility, and absolutely no sense of shame. Hand wash only, which is good, because you will want to wash your hands after thinking about this too hard. A stocking stuffer for the dog owner who has fully surrendered to the bit.