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Nestpark Muttboro Doggy Cigs Plush Dog Toy

Three felt cigarettes zipped into a faux soft-pack, because the one thing your dog's enrichment routine was missing is a two-pack-a-day habit. Each "cig" squeaks, crinkles, and hides a treat inside the burrow pouch, so Fido can root around for kibble like he's patting himself down for a lighter. It will not get your dog addicted to nicotine. It will, however, guarantee that the first thing houseguests see on your living room floor is a chew toy shaped like a Marlboro. Bold branding choice for a Tuesday.