ALL CRAPPY GIFTS
Browse our complete collection of hilariously terrible gifts. From useless gadgets to weird pet accessories — we've got it all!
IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light (As Seen on Shark Tank)
Your toilet bowl has never had this much personality. The IllumiBowl clips onto the rim and uses a motion sensor plus a light-detector to flood the bowl with color the instant you shuffle in at 3 a.m. — because apparently flipping a light switch was too much to ask of humanity. Pick one of 9 colors or let it cycle through all of them, turning every midnight bathroom trip into a tiny, unsolicited rave for an audience of one. Marketed as a potty-training aid and a fall-prevention device, which is a very dignified way of saying "nightlight for your toilet." As seen on Shark Tank, because somewhere a shark looked at a glowing toilet bowl and saw a business.
Potty Fisher Toilet Fishing Game
Sitting on the toilet is nothing but wasted fishing time, and the Potty Fisher finally fixes that. Clip the tiny tank to the bowl, drop in four plastic fish that are contractually forbidden from ever biting, cast with the included mini rod, and hang the 'Do Not Disturb' sign so nobody interrupts your indoor angling session. No bait, no skill, no actual fish — just you, the bowl, and the quiet dignity of pretending this is a sport.
Golden Toilet Mug
Drink your morning coffee out of a tiny golden toilet. A statement piece for a very specific kind of person.