ALL CRAPPY GIFTS
Browse our complete collection of hilariously terrible gifts. From useless gadgets to weird pet accessories — we've got it all!
Nailed It Nifty Note Pad
Hammer-shaped sticky notes for people who want their to-do list to also threaten violence.
Emergency Underpants
For when things go catastrophically, unexpectedly wrong. Comes in its own tiny emergency tin.
Screaming Goat Novelty Toy
Press the button, hear a goat question its life choices. Somehow this became a whole genre of gift.
Mini Inflatable Tube Guy
The wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man, now small enough to flail directly at your face.
La Croix Squeaky Plush Dog Toy
Sparkling water, now with 100% more squeak and 0% flavor, which honestly tracks.
Cat Butt Fridge Magnets
Immortalize your cat's least dignified angle in magnet form. They will never forgive you.
Bubble Gum Magnets (4-Pack)
Fake gum that sticks to your fridge instead of your shoe. A downgrade in every measurable way.
Pirate Corkscrew
A tiny pirate whose only purpose in life is opening your wine. Arr, the existential dread.
Pug Tongue Tape Measure
Measure your life's mistakes in pug-tongue-lengths. Surprisingly functional, deeply unsettling.
Giant Googly Eyes - Set of 2, 7" Diameter
Turn any object into a nervous wreck. No practical use whatsoever, which is exactly the point.