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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure (Comes With 6 Cats)

Finally, an action figure for someone whose idea of a thrilling Saturday night is refilling the automatic feeder. This fully-poseable collectible comes molded in a permanent hunched-shoulders pose, armed not with a sword or blaster but with six (6) tiny plastic cats, because apparently four wasn't sending a clear enough message. There are no accessories for brushing hair, paying bills, or seeing other human beings — just her, the cats, and the quiet dignity of being somebody's inside joke. Display it on a shelf, give it to your aunt, or use it to warn houseguests what they're walking into. No batteries required; the crushing inevitability is built in.