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OTOTO Crabby Clip-On Pasta Strainer

A bright red silicone crab clamps its pincers onto the rim of your pot and holds a stainless steel mesh strainer over the water, because a normal colander in the sink was apparently too dignified a way to drain spaghetti. Crabby also flips over into a spoon rest, so this crustacean now has two jobs in your kitchen and you have zero remaining excuses for why there's a decorative sea creature living on your stove. It works. That's the most disappointing part.