ALL CRAPPY GIFTS
Browse our complete collection of hilariously terrible gifts. From useless gadgets to weird pet accessories — we've got it all!
Plant Life Support IV Bag Waterer
A miniature hospital IV bag that drips tap water into your houseplant instead of saline, because someone decided your ficus needed to look like it's in critical condition. Hang it, fill it, open the drip valve, and walk away for up to a week feeling like a very committed plant nurse. The unforgivable part: it actually keeps the plant alive, so you don't even get to return it out of spite.
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
A five-inch rubber pickle that, at the press of a button, launches into a full, warbling yodel — because nothing says 'I was thinking of you' quite like gifting someone a vegetable with more vocal range than most touring musicians. It does not slice, brine, or garnish anything. It has exactly one function, and that function is yodeling, on command, indefinitely, until the AAA batteries or the recipient's patience gives out first. Ideal for office desks, family cabins, and any relationship that could use a little more sudden, inexplicable alarm.