ALL CRAPPY GIFTS
Browse our complete collection of hilariously terrible gifts. From useless gadgets to weird pet accessories — we've got it all!
Gears Out Gift of Emptiness Prank Box
A lavishly wrapped, suspiciously lightweight gift box that promises everything and delivers precisely nothing. Lift the lid and admire the void — expertly packaged with premium tissue paper so the disappointment reads as intentional. Ideal for the relative who insists they 'don't need anything,' because now, provably, they have received it. No batteries, assembly, or actual object of any kind required.
Farting Poop Pen (Classic)
A 9-inch plastic turd with a pen jammed through it, engineered to rip one of seven distinct fart sounds every time you click it. It also, technically, writes in black ink, though nobody buying this has ever used it to write anything. Ideal for the coworker who peaked in fourth grade, the white elephant exchange nobody wanted to host, or the stocking of a child you'd like to see banned from open-plan offices for the next fifteen years. Batteries included, dignity not.