Random Weirdness Gifts
View All Gifts →Bubble Gum Magnets (4-Pack)
Fake gum that sticks to your fridge instead of your shoe. A downgrade in every measurable way.
Nailed It Nifty Note Pad
Hammer-shaped sticky notes for people who want their to-do list to also threaten violence.
Inflatable Boyfriend Pillow Arm
A single disembodied arm pillow for cuddling alone, together. Deeply, wonderfully sad.
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Feed your local squirrels via a tiny horse head mounted to a post. No one has ever asked 'why' loud enough.
Banana-Scented Lip Balm
Smells like banana, tastes like regret, works fine as lip balm honestly.
Mayonnaise Hair Mask (Novelty Beauty Gag)
A hair treatment styled to look exactly like a jar of mayo. Your roommate's fridge raid will never be the same.
Giant Fist Koozie
Keep your drink cold while your hand looks like it could settle an argument. Priorities.
Super Jumbo Playing Cards
Playing cards the size of a placemat, for the visually confident poker player. Shuffling requires a permit.







